My Pet Beans are jumping beans Available for sale,
My Pet Beans dot com will send you jumping beans by mail.

Jumping beans from My Pet Beans come with this guarantee: your
Beans are live when they arrive or we'll replace them free.

Take good care of beans and they will take good care of you,
Put them in your pocket great for show and tell at school.

Beans are mailed to you inside a four by seven inch box,
Set their house up, play some games, My Pet Beans really rocks.

Mommy Likes em, Daddy likes em, even Sister Sue,
If you ask politely, they might buy pet beans for you.

Ask your mom if you can have some jumping beans as pets
Tell her they are inexpensive and thay don't need vets

Bilbo, Bunny, Boing and Bopper, Lean-green, Jellybean
Starters on the line-up on my Champion-ship bean team.

What if jumping beans were shot up into outer space
They'd look down on earth at us and make a funny face

What if jumping beans could play the electric guitar? They'd
write some songs with goofy words and be a big rock star

Free range jumping beans for sale at My Pet Beans dot com,
Direct to you and healthy too to start your own bean farm.

You can make up songs and send to My Pet Beans dot com,
It's a real fun site you'll want to show to dad and mom.

Jumping Beans from Mexico: mailed to you from down south.
Pet beans are not edible: don't put them in your mouth.

My Pet Beans are well behaved, oh yes, they really are, they're
So nice Grandma even lets me take em in her car.

My Pet Beans sells jumping beans that hop up in the air, Pet
Beans are streamlined, that's because they don't have any hair.

I love pet beans from My Pet Beans they are neat and clean,
So clean you can even take them on a submarine.

Favorite beans you'll name like "Bobby Sue" and "little Ned" There's "Billy Bean" and "Bessy Bean" and even "baldy Fred"

Beans, like rock-and-rollers, jump around incessantly.
Set the stage up turn the lights on what a show you'll see.

I wonder if jumping beans are am-bi-dex-ter-ous, Can
jumping beans use both their hands to write letters to us?

Jumping mountains for a bean is quite a tough affair,
Bet them fifty-bucks and they might do it on a dare.

Jumping beans from My Pet Beans: they are the perfect pet; No
need to feed them, or to walk them; won't get carpet's wet.

Put them in your pocket, take them where you go the most,
Do not leave them in the sun or they will become toast.

My Pet Beans has jumping beans and bean accessories,
Stay up late they're even fun while you are catching zzz's.

Turn on your computer go to "myPetBeans dot com"
Pet beans and accessories to make them feel at home.

Jumping beans are fun to play with: no 'lec-tri-ci-ty
Put them in your hand and see how happy they can be.

Batt-ries are not needed for this little toy to work, They
run on clean bean power and they won't pollute the earth!