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Bean there, done that.

Have you hugged your beans today?

Bean me up Scotty. -Cap'n Kirk

You - light up my beans. -Debbie Boone

Make my beans. -Clint Eastwood

It takes a village to raise a bean. -H. Clinton

Show me the beans. -Tom Cruise

Frankly my dear, I don't give a bean. -Clark Gabel

I am not a bean. -Richard Nixon

Read my lips - no new beans -George Bush

That depends on what your definition of "beans" is.
-Bill Clinton

It's a bean eat bean world. -Anon.

Love me, love my beans.

The four B's: Bach, Beethoven, Brahms and Beans

To bean or not to bean, that is the question. -Shakespeare

Let them eat beans. -Marie Antoinette

All the world's a bean. -Shakespeare

I'll bean back. -Arnold S.

Here's looking at you, beans. -Humphry Bogart

You are my bean in shining armor. -Katherine Hepburn

I love the smell of beans in the morning. -Apocalypse Now

I'll get you my pretty, and your little beans too.
-Wicked Witch of the West

Lions and tigers and beans, Oh My! -Dorothy

Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful bean. -Oz

I'm an old bean hand - from the Rio Grand. -Roy Rogers

Happy beans to you, until we meet again. -Roy and Dale

One small step for bean, One giant leap for bean kind
-Neil Armstrong

A bean saved is a bean earned -Benjamin Franklin

It's not over till the fat bean sings. -Anon